Man, that carpet disaster last month still makes me cringe. Spilled coffee everywhere during the Sunday game, tried blotting it like always – looked like a Rorschach test gone wrong. Figured it was finally time to stop……

Alright folks, buckle up. I decided to tackle my truck floor mats this weekend – seriously nasty after a muddy camping trip. Figured it was high time to actually put those car floor mat cleaner machines I've been eyeba……

Alright folks, buckle up because this vinyl cleaning machine hunt turned into a whole adventure, and I gotta tell ya how it went down. Started simple enough, right? My collection ain't tiny anymore, and dusting each re……

Getting Started With My Floor Cleaning Mess Man, my hardwood floors were looking rough after winter. Dirt tracked everywhere, muddy paw prints from the dog, and sticky spots I don't even wanna know about. Felt like I n……

Alright, so picture this. My washing machine started smelling like a swamp creature took a bath in it. Seriously, musty as hell. I figured, okay, time to clean that bad boy. Everyone says you gotta do it regularly. Saw……

Man, this carpet cleaning showdown idea hit me last Tuesday after the craziest mess at Aunt Carol’s place. Her ancient poodle went wild, tracking mud all over that brand new living room rug. Figured it was time to test……

Alright folks, so here's the deal. My kitchen floor grout looked nasty. Like, seriously nasty. Years of dirt and whatever else was stuck in there, making it this ugly grayish-brown instead of white. Every time I looked……

Okay so I finally got my hands on one of these pulsed laser cleaning machines last week. Always seen videos, looks like magic right? Rust, paint, grime, just gone. Had to try it myself. First step was getting the beast……

Honestly I almost wrecked my washing machine last month trying to clean it myself. Big mistake. Here’s exactly what happened. The DIY Disaster Begins First I watched some YouTube tutorials. Looked easy enough - just du……