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Pressure Washer with Car Kit: My Weekend Experiment

Alright, so I finally got around to trying out that pressure washer with the car kit I snagged a while back. Been meaning to do it for ages, just kept putting it off. Figured the car was looking pretty grim, covered in grime and bird droppings, perfect test subject, right?

First things first, I unboxed the damn thing. Typical assembly required, you know the drill. Instructions were kinda vague, picture-based mostly. Struggled a bit getting one of the hoses connected, felt like I was forcing it. Finally clicked into place though, phew.

Next up, dragged the hose out to the driveway. Connected it to the pressure washer, then to the spigot. Turned on the water, and immediately noticed a leak at the spigot connection. Great. Fiddled with it for like ten minutes, tightened it, loosened it, added some Teflon tape. Eventually got it to stop leaking, or at least slow down to a manageable drip.

Then I plugged the pressure washer into the outlet. It's a pretty beefy machine, so I made sure to use a heavy-duty extension cord. Safety first, ya know?

The car kit came with a bunch of different nozzles and attachments. There was a soap dispenser, a rotating brush, and a few different spray nozzles with varying angles. I decided to start with the wide-angle nozzle to just give the car a good rinse.

Turned the pressure washer on. Thing was loud! Almost jumped out of my skin. Sprayed the car down, top to bottom. The water pressure was pretty intense, blasting off all the loose dirt and grime. Satisfying, I gotta admit.

Next, I filled the soap dispenser with some car wash soap I had lying around. Attached it to the pressure washer and gave the car a good coating of suds. The soap dispenser worked pretty well, created a nice thick foam.

Then I switched to the rotating brush attachment. This thing was supposed to gently scrub the car without scratching the paint. I went over the entire car, paying extra attention to the wheels and tires, which were particularly filthy. The brush seemed to do a decent job, but it was a little awkward to maneuver in tight spots.

After scrubbing, I rinsed the car again with the wide-angle nozzle. Made sure to get all the soap off. Then, I switched to a narrower nozzle for a more concentrated spray to get the stubborn stuff off.

Finally, I dried the car with a microfiber towel. Noticed a few spots I missed, so I went back over them with the pressure washer.

Overall, I was pretty happy with the results. The car looked a heck of a lot cleaner than it did before. The pressure washer definitely made the job easier and faster than just using a hose and bucket.

Would I do it again? Yeah, probably. It was a bit of a hassle setting everything up, but the end result was worth it. Plus, it was kinda fun blasting all the dirt off the car. Just gotta remember to fix that leaky spigot connection next time! And maybe invest in some earplugs. That thing is LOUD!